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Fact #211
They say white men can’t jump. Tony Iommi can jump, but he’s so heavy it creates earthquakes. So, he doesn’t do it too often.
Fact #212
Tony Iommi was the only baby in recorded medical history to be born with a moustache and a leather jacket.
Fact #213
“The Eternal Idol” was actually Tony Iommi’s nickname in kindergarten.
Fact #214
When playing “Rock, Paper, Scissors”, you can win every round just by saying “Tony Iommi” each time.
Fact #215
Tony Iommi never fought the law. The law surrendered each time.
Fact #216
In fact, most demolition companies don’t use explosives to collapse buildings, only a good stereo and a copy of “Dehumanizer”.
Fact #217
Ozzy once asked Tony Iommi to ride the Crazy Train. Tony wrecked it.
Fact #218
There’s enough food stuck in Tony Iommi’s moustache to feed East Africa during the next fifteen years.
Fact #219
Whatever happened to Babe, the Sheep-Pig ? Tony Iommi’s moustache ate him.
Fact #220
Before asking Tony Iommi if he wanted to use his lipstick, Marilyn Manson looked like Jude Law.
Fact #221
There’s no “Mad Cow Disease”, only cows with a massive nervous breakdown because they realised they will never be one of Tony Iommi’s leather jackets.
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